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The Readdicted Reviewer Rating System!!!  Hooray for knowledge!  

Our rating system for our book reviews can be clearly defined as follows:

Zero Stars — Completely sucked, I will feed it to my dogs.  Or cats.  I will use it to wipe my ass if the world ends and there is no more toilet paper.

One Star — Pretty bad.  But there is some tiny redeemable factor  that keeps me from slipping it into a box of books at someone else’s garage sale.

Two Stars — A tad better than one star.  The author had somehow managed to get an original thought into a blender full of lame.  Wouldn’t recommend, but would admit I read it.

Three Stars — Switzerland.  Neutral.  No feelings about this book.  Not a horrible read, but not something I’d read it again.

Four Stars — Hey now, this was a good book!  Pretty awesome, but missing that special something.  Would possibly read again, would definitely recommend.

Five Stars! — Awesome!  Good job!  Way to go!  Finally an outstanding piece of literature.  YA can be well-written, beautiful artistry, and this is an example of that.  Would buy.

….Six Stars…? — That’s right folks.  This book can save your soul!  While no one has ever achieved the elusive sixth star, we recognize that anything is possible.

And just so you know…we find ourselves right in between quite often.  So expect some .5’s, perhaps a random, out of place .75 or .47……if we really want to get precise.

 

Dear Publishers & Authors

As far as book reviews, we can’t get enough!  Currently, we are accepting YA ARCS from published authors and/or publishers, as well as a handful of self-published YA work as well to be featured on our page in a regular blurb.  If interested, email us at readdictedreviewers[at]gmail[dot]com.

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